I'd like to take a slightly different tack today and offer up as many of the old hirelings from previous campaigns of Gathox as I was able to muster out of the old files. Feel free to deploy these in your home game as you see fit - I mean, you could just go use a generator on donjon or abulafia, but why not use some hirelings with a bit of original flair? Additionally, all the hirelings listed here are adventure tested by previous players and have died wonderful, hilarious, and useful deaths before. Make them live again!
Pavel Flipperhand - porter/alcoholic newsie kid with a mutated penguin flipper - HP 3/3, To-Hit 20, AC 8 ; Karate Headband, Girdle, backpack, 1 burlap sack. Wages: Booze and housing.
Duncan "Coconut" Green - tropical tourist and enthusiastic porter - HP 6/6, To-Hit 20, AC 9 ; rope, pole, 4 large sacks. Wages: 3gp/week.
"Vulzari Joe" - reticent and spiteful Vulzari chickenman porter - HP 1/1, To-Hit 20, AC 7; arm pouches, leg pouches, ossified shell doubling as a backpack. Wages: 10gp/month.
Vaclav - the archetypal, nondescript porter - HP 3/3, To-Hit 20, AC 9; backpack, 10 ft, rope, newsie cap, stogie. Wages: 6gp/month.
Helga Mega-Olga - cherubic, ebullient Teutonic porter - HP 4/4, To-Hit 20, AC 8; backpack, 2 large sacks, alpine cap, knee-high socks, grappling hook, 50' rope. Wages: 15gp/month.
Sick Boy - weak and allergic dying porter - HP 2/2, To-Hit 20, AC 9; backpack, limb pouches, dust mask. Wages:8gp/month.
M-Pops - prim and proper linklass - HP 3/3, To-Hit 20, AC9; 3 torches, lantern, 2 oils, wirebrush. Wages:10gp/month.
Muchimbal - flame-kissed arson enthusiast linkboy - HP 3/3, To-Hit 20, AC9; 10 oils, flint and steel, crumpled paper, crumpled leaves, 1 torch. Must be allowed to commit arson once per day or leaves party. Wages: 3gp/month.
Zolo - linklass extraordinaire - HP 4/4, To-Hit 20, AC 8; fire resistant gloves, tinderbox, flint and steel, pole torch, 3 oils, fire extinguisher. Wages: 20gp/month.
Jonesy - guy off the street with a torch - HP 1/1, To-Hit 20, AC 9; 2 rations, torch, bic lighter. Wages: 5 gp/month.
Mister Tee - bodybuilding golfer-at-arms - HP 5/5, To-Hit 20, AC 7; 9-iron (as club), fancy shield, reinforced knee breeches, gold bling, mohawk. Wages:20gp/month.
Wilhelmina Screamo - brooding and stylish woman-at-arms - HP 6/6, To-Hit 19, AC 5; bondage armor, elbow pads, horned helm, guisaxeflamberd (polearm), megaphone. Wages: 25gp/month.
The Thin Green Duke - gaunt and ostentatious man-at-arms - HP 5/5, To-Hit 20, AC 5; glittery shoulderpads, rhinestone girdle, reinforced green spandex jumpsuit, armored makeup, glamorous battle axe, polearm. Wages: 30gp/month.
T-Bone and Rex - dog man with two heads/watchdog-at-arms - HP 9/9, To-Hit 18, AC 7; hatchet, shortbow (20 shots), thick hide, nose for trouble. Wages:40gp/month.
Terence Yancy/DJ T - plattermaster-at-arms - HP 5/5, To-Hit 20, AC 6; morning star, dagger, elbow pads, knee pads, rockin' shades, eight 7" singles. Wages:20gp/month.
Hektor the Booty Inspektor - assistant-to-the-plattermaster - HP 4/4, To-Hit 20, AC 6; morningstar, dagger, elbow&kneepads, rockin' shades, magnifying glass, air horn. Wages: 20gp/month.
Rad Rhonda - neon street-preacher-at-arms - HP 7/7, To-Hit 19, AC 3; hot pink karate headband, neon green punching shield, electric blue chestplate, sunshine yellow kneepads, magenta elbowpads, laser pistol (9 charges), blackjack, megaphone. Wages:50gp/month.